We will only use your private information for our own evil gain.

(That's a Joke, son.)

Like everything else at Angel Dog Entertainment, our policy is simple (frankly, that's the only way we can remember it): Nobody, NOBODY, gets their mits on your stuff. We won't sell it, give it, trade it, drop it from airplanes, use it in a high stakes poker game as collateral, nada, nothing, heck, I won't even look at it, and I own the company...oh wait, I guess I'll have to at some point. OK, scratch that last one, but everything else goes. In fact, I'll tell you right now where I'll put your private information: Blue Suit, inside pocket. And rest assured, that suit never leaves my closet.

(Listen, I even hate it when Amazon.com knows my name when I log on. Dang, Mister, all I want is a book!)

SPEAKING OF AMAZON:

Get this: Many people have ordered "Killer Camera Rigs" from Amazon.com, the catch is that Amazon has never ordered those books from us. We don't get it. Really we don't. If you order from Amazon, every 30 days you'll get an e-mail telling you that "Killer Camera Rigs" has been back ordered. But in reality, Amazon doesn't bother to order anything from us, so there is nothing to back order. We only find this stuff out when a customer gets mad as US and writes a nasty e-mail. It's not our fault! REALLY! You should also know that the Amazon listing of "Killer Camera Rigs That You Can Build" is the first edition at the first edition price. The first edition has been out of print for well over a year now. It doesn't exist. Not even on my shelf. Sold out completely. We've tried to clear it up with the guys up north, and I could tell you some Amazon Nightmares, but things just don't happen at the monolith. And get this; it's their POLICY to list old editions. The reason? Because someone might have a used copy for sale. I know, it's nuts. It seems that these whacky policies would actually keep them from selling books, and in our case, it does. So, don't order from Amazon.com. You'll be sorry. Besides, we ship next day excluding weekends and holidays, so you'll get your copy faster from us anyway. Oh, one more thing: if you order through this site, you'll get updates, tips, and other stuff automatically.

If you rather not order from we slackers, misfits, and ne'er do wells at Angel Dog, you can also find Killer Camera Rigs at OpAmp Technical Books in Hollywood California. Their web site is www.OPAMP.com. You can even call them toll free. The only catch about OpAmp is that you have to live in the U.S.A. The rest of you are stuck with us.

By the way, have you seen this lurking around the site:

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